lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(via ivepiercedtheveil)



Q
what drugs have you done
Anonymous
A

h0odrich:

nice try mom



sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

(via sorry)


crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

(via megasauruz)


(via shouldnt)


thellamaunicorn:

saf3-is-just-a-shad0w:

l-ey:

electr-o:

vogue—style:


cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower

this is so cool 


Mindfuq

Just how?

but how and why is why

thellamaunicorn:

saf3-is-just-a-shad0w:

l-ey:

electr-o:

vogue—style:

cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower

this is so cool 

Mindfuq

Just how?

but how and why is why

(via dist0rted-th0ught)


thedepthofme:

when you know you’re doing it right

(via chuckieishere)


shaaaayshaaaay:

heyh8r:

hawaiikids:

moo-nshine:

niall-horange:

archyourbackgirl:

polldoll:

when people scroll down my blog and see this lmao

^ lmao

OMG HAHAHA

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

HAHHAHA OMG I LOVE DUCKS C:

ITS 430 AM SO THIS IS 10X FUNNIER OMG

I CAN’T EVEN

shaaaayshaaaay:

heyh8r:

hawaiikids:

moo-nshine:

niall-horange:

archyourbackgirl:

polldoll:

when people scroll down my blog and see this lmao

^ lmao

OMG HAHAHA

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

HAHHAHA OMG I LOVE DUCKS C:

ITS 430 AM SO THIS IS 10X FUNNIER OMG

I CAN’T EVEN

(via memories-never-die-8--8)


peacemaker11:

a-study-in-oddities:

la-hire-ships-it:

notyouraveragepornblog:

blasianxbri:

mamamorgantayl0r:

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This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.

posts like these are the reason i love tumblr

Once, I was at a friend’s birthday party, and they began to play strip poker and 7 minutes in heaven and immature stuff like that. I am the biggest virgin that you’ve ever known, so I pretended like my phone was vibrating, punched in my mom’s speed dial, and when she answered, I said “Hey mom, whatcha need? *Pause* oh, okay. So I have to come home now? Yeah, sorry, I’ll clean my room right when I get there. *pause* ten minutes? Okay, that works. See ya.” and she understood exactly what I wanted, and she came and picked me up, and even scolded me in front of my friends for ‘not cleaning my room’. I’ve used this so many times, it isn’t funny. My mom is so understanding each time.

And now I must hug my mother and post 5 million mom appreciation posts.

(hugs this)

(via dumb--blondie)


urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

(via dumb--blondie)



noahbaboa:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

Oh my god

(via memories-never-die-8--8)